Two sequential movies about vampires...RUSSIAN vampires...and shapeshifters and the like. Like a cross between the matrix and dracula.
includes
blood, violence, gore, violence, plot, violence, a peice of chalk, some gingerale, swords, a few breasts here and there, birdpeople, violence, MSN, the classic battle between light and dark, two geezers who look like charlie chaplain in a way, a body switch aaaaaaaand a delivery truck with nitro
go watch them NOW
then go watch the starwars dual-trilogy, let's face it, it rocks